The Mystery of Religion

The Temple of the Mystery of Religion is one of the mysteries that Steve must get through during his attempt to become a member of the Order.

The Temple
Upon entering the room, Steve finds himself in a round, mosque-like interior, with three doors that all bear the Harvester logo. Three men in black robes stand in the room. The middle one addresses Steve, asking if he believes in God, and then running him through a series of questions to see if he truly has faith. All of the questions are nonsensical (eg., "Does the Lord bounce on a spring, or frolic with the wombats?").

If Steve gets a question wrong, the man will declare that he has "not seen the light", and the two other men will attack him.

If Steve answers all the questions correctly, the man will declare him enlightened, and he may continue on.

Questions
The following are the questions asked and their relevant answers:

"And where doth he dwell, the Lord?"


 * In heaven. [Correct]
 * In all of us.

"Does the Lord bounce on a spring, or frolic with the wombats?"


 * Bounce on a spring.
 * Frolic with the wombats. [Correct]

"Doth God the Almighty herd them with his staff, or with special imported wombat herding equipment?"


 * I'll take the staff. [Correct]
 * With special imported wombat herding equipment.

"Is God a jar of strawberry preserves, a size 12 sneaker, a footlong Hogie, an all-expense paid trip to Brazil, or a NEWWW CARRRR?!"


 * Strawberry preserves.
 * Size 12 sneaker.
 * Footlong Hogie.
 * Trip to Brazil. [Correct]
 * A new car.
 * None of the above, it's a trick question!

The Mystery
"'The Mystery is thus: those who preach mercy and love in God's name are often those who call for the death of heathens.'"

Trivia

 * If Steve examines one of the trash cans between the doors, the info text will say, "These receptacles are symbolic of the Promise of Ultimate Fulfillment."
 * The man in the middle is not able to be attacked However, after Steve kills the two men on either side, he will die automatically.