Hank

Hank is Steve's younger brother. Hank is Steve's little brother, and the middle child in his family. He is always seen in front of the TV, watching a cowboy TV show.

In-Game
Steve first encounters Hank after coming downstairs. Throughout the game, he often provides backstory about the goings on within the house and some of Steve's relationships. He likewise constantly threatens to tattle on Steve for various reasons.

During Karin's kidnapping, Hank will admit to going over to ask Edna if Karin can play, which causes Edna to weep. If Karin is saved, Hank will confess to asking her how it felt to be buried alive to see how she reacts. According to him, Karin only stared forward and drooled.

Even after the television station burns down, Hank will still be found in the living room, staring blankly at the television.

Quotes

 * "You always were a kidder, Steve."
 * "Leave me alone so I can watch TV!"
 * "This is a part of history... What made America great. And besides, blood n' guts are neato!"
 * "I heard someone took Karin. Little Miss Perfect gonna get famous. Gonna get her picture on a milk carton."

Trivia

 * Hank, along with Sergeant-at-arms and Baby Sister, are the only unkillable characters in the game. However, unused corpse sprites exist for Hank in the game files, but were cut for unknown reasons.
 * When Steve first meets Hank, he seems confused and bewildered at the idea of a color television. However, later on in the game, he talks about how Edna and Karin own one.