Mr. Johnson

Mr. Johnson is an old man who lives in the town of Harvest. He wears a blue jumpsuit and is seen at the porch of his house. His prized possession is a 1948 Tucker.

History
Mr. Johnson is an old but rich man. He bought a real Tucker, which he refers to it as a "she". He became very protective of it, even transforming his garage into a fortress to prevent kids or punks from scratching the car.

He applied for application to the Lodge, which rejected him, leaving him bitter.

He developed an obsession with Edna Fitzpatrick, owner of Edna's Diner''. ''He refers to Edna as the snootiest woman in the town of Harvest, and insists that she's the only woman who would turn him down. Mr. Johnson talks about how much Karin, Edna's daughter, needs a father, and how much Edna needs his "good, hard penis".

It is suggested (through him calling himself "limp dick") that he suffers from erectile dysfunction, which may explain his strange affirmation of his own genitals.

In-Game
When Steve talks to him for the first time, Mr. Johnson will go at length about his obsession with Edna. He also talks about the upcoming marriage, and tells Steve if he wants, he would drive Steve and Stephanie around during their honeymoon. He adds that he's not opposed to sharing the back seat with Stephanie himself and letting Steve drive.

The First Task
As the first task towards initiation into the Lodge, the Sergeant-at-arms tells Steve to scratch Mr. Johnson's Tucker, calling it a prank. Steve must wait for night to fall before scratching the Tucker; if he tries to do anything during the daytime, Mr Johnson will yell at him and then attack with his tire iron. Steve needs to go through the sewers to get into Mr. Johnson's garage (which is otherwise locked), then use the nearby Phillips-head screwdriver to scratch the car.

After the deed is done, Mr. Johnson will be upset that someone vandalized his Tucker, and gripes that the sheriff doesn't care at all about it.

Karin's Kidnapping
When Karin is kidnapped, Mr. Johnson sees it as a moment of vulnerability that he can use to get close to Edna. If Steve rescues Karin, he'll get angry with Steve for ruining his sex life.

Previous Life
Mr. Johnson is known for being at least somewhat rich and having an actual Tucker, although the rest of his life details are unknown. The end of Harvester reveals that the town of Harvest is not real, meaning that Mr. Johnson isn't an actual person.

It is hinted at that the presence of Mr. Johnson's 1948 Tucker comes from Steve's own desire to own one in real life.

Quotes

 * "I heard Stephanie was grounded. Her daddy's worried about getting his meat, though if I were him, I'd be more concerned about Stephanie gettin' some meat."
 * "Edna Fitzpatrick is one of the snootiest women in town. I declare, there isn't a woman in Harvest that'd turn me away, if I was interested, that is. Just because she owns DNA's, she's got all these high falutin' ideas about independence. And her with a little girl to raise! That child needs a father. . . and Edna, well she needs a good, hard penis."
 * "Course, you queered my play with Edna, but I suppose a little girl's life is more important than my sex life, right?"
 * "I'll admit, DNA's diner does good business, but money isn't everything for a woman. Can money keep you warm at night? Can you wrap your thighs around it, or rake bloody gashes in its back with your painted, harlot fingernails? Edna... EDNA! So, how's Stephanie?"

Trivia

 * Mr. Johnson is portrayed by Bob Cawley.