Clem Parson

Clem Parson is a farmer who is found in Pastorelli's Barber Shop. According to Clem, he hunts aliens and knows how to come into contact with them.

History
During day 1, the player encounter's Clem Parson playing with his friend Pete Swell checker's. When spoken to, Clem says how he has many crop circles at his farm and especially about how he hunts aliens.

Quotes

 * "Hello there, youngster. Say, them aliens I was telling you about, they came back last night. Cut another crop circle in my south field."
 * "Son, after nailing an alien, you can never go back to quail."
 * "Well, son, the ways of the alien is a specialized area of woodcraft unknown to all but the wiliest sportsman. Whatcha gotta remember is, your average alien is smarter than your average human, so you gotta be extra careful building your blind if you wanna bag one."

Trivia

 * The same actor plays the Lodge's Cloakroom Attendant.